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Oh my god I just realized the people following me can see any posts I reblog

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DNI this DNI that at this rate yall should just say “Society DNI”

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[pyrop]

I COMBINED LITERALLY EVERY HOMESTUCK TRACK

HOWEVER FUCKING HUNDRED MANY

EVERY SINGLE ONE

AND WHEN I GOT HOME FORE I SAID AMEN ASKIN SATAN IF HE COULD PLAY IT AGAIN

so like 60% is static shit with AUDIBLE HONKS OK YOU CAN HEAR HONKS AT ANY GIVEN POINT I SWEAR but as the shorter songs dwindle off it turns into this terrifying trance of doom until it ends in one last sparkling note so skip through the song for full effect omg

(also p.s. i had to cut cascade short b/c otherwise the last like 5 minutes would just be that sO)

[mistcover]

[faunar]

this is more like a sweet bro and hella jeff track

[oldhsposts]

Date of origin: September 21, 2012

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Hi just a friendly reminder, if you’re one of those dumbasses who argue about “pro” and “anti” shipping, regardless of the side, you’re not welcome on my page. I don’t want people who use internet lingo as an excuse to harass others over crap online, all from two groups that can’t even consistently define what they’re arguing for. Pro/anti ship debates are beyond illogical and unproductive, and I don’t want a part in it.

I just had one of those posts invade my page, and just a heads up. I don’t want you here if you’re going to stir drama. And that’s all these debates ever are.

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Anonymous asked:

mer are you... are you okay

sketiana answered:

im studying engineering

[sketiana]

OK??? LMFAO???

[sketiana]

[sadhoc]

[sketiana]

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[a-spoonful-o-generosity]

Pinkie just assumes Starlight has the power to impregnate Maud?

... Yeah, that tracks.

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[skold]

yr locked in a room alone with three adult men but you feel perfectly safe. who are they

[flowersonmymind1016]

[icedsilver]

[hollyofmercia]

[wukodork]

I mean, I feel safe from them but I’m suddenly EXTREMELY worried about what shenanigans I’ve stumbled into

[doctorcrab]

Rudy (Deltarune), Peter B Parker (Spiderverse), Zote (Hollow Knight)

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[unbearable-lightness-of-ink]

hey I want to see something

take this quiz (https://dlcincluded.github.io/MQ/) and then tell me about your score.

• if you're autistic plus another overlapping type of neurodivergent, choose the autistic option. self diagnoses are valid.
• choose other neurodivergent if you are neurodivergent but not autistic. again, self diagnoses are valid.

What's your score and are you autistic?

Score above 200 (I'm autistic)

Score above 200 (I'm neurodivergent but not autistic)

Score above 200 (I'm neurotypical)

Score from 135 to 200 (I'm autistic)

Score from 135 to 200 (I'm neurodivergent but not autistic)

Score from 135 to 200 (I'm neurotypical)

Score from 75 to 135 (I'm autistic)

Score from 75 to 135 (I'm neurodivergent but not autistic)

Score from 75 to 135 (I'm neurotypical)

Score below 75 (I'm autistic)

Score below 75 (I'm neurodivergent but not autistic)

Score below 75 (I'm neurotypical)

See Results

check out the monotropism theory of autism (https://monotropism.org/)

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[figofswords]

Stuck.

• (it’s 2am, and according to your therapist, you have “a whopping case of ADHD”

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[friccafracc]

fuck it. kafcake

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IT’S

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[kingshovelbug]

top surgery tip 1)

get yourself used to sleeping on your back (and possibly elevated depending on your surgeon) BEFORE surgery.

[kingshovelbug]

top surgery tip 2)

have cough drops on hand because your throat will probably be sore from the breathing tube they use with anesthesia.

[cathedral-spires]

Top surgery tip 3)

Get and use straws. You'll have T-Rex arms for a while but you still need to hydrate.

[kingshovelbug]

top surgery tip 4)

the post surgery compression binder is more comfortable than youd think but it still gets pretty itchy. so dont be afraid to take benydryl, itll help you rest and stop the itch

[kingshovelbug]

top surgery tip 5)

sounds weird but try not to flex your pecs… watched a horror game play through and every time there was a jump scare my whole body tensed up including my pecs which hurt like a bitch

[purplepunchsoda]

Top surgery tip 6)

Have hand sanitizer/ body wipes incase you cannot reach across sinks easily and to also put under your armpits if you cannot get deodorant there

[kingshovelbug]

top surgery tip 7)

you might be numb in some areas affected by the surgery. especially if your surgeon does any liposuction along with just cutting your boobs off. right now my armpits are numb which makes cleaning them weird. less of a tip and more its normal for early in recovery

[kingshovelbug]

top surgery tip 8)

about a week in stuff starts to feel like pins and needles. i thought that meant my one nipple was falling off. turns out its the opposite and its them coming back to life. the post op compression binder while annoying does help the tingling feel less weird

[kingshovelbug]

top surgery tip 9)

you surgeon may be ripped to hell and back like mine and put the compression binder on super tight. ITS OK TO LOOSEN IT A LITTLE.

its there for compression to keep the swelling down but same rules apply as a regular binder: it might be a little uncomfortable and feel tight but you need to still be able to BREATHE

[kingshovelbug]

top surgery tip 10)

invest in a long pair of tongs or one of those claw grabber things. i just made ramen that was in a cabinet above the microwave. how? tippy toes and tongs.

[britcision]

Top surgery tip 11)

You can buy little hair net looking guys at some major pharmacies that include shampoo and can be used to wash your hair in bed if you’re having trouble in the shower

(This is a general surgery tip but all my disabled friends swear by ‘em post surgery it makes your life much easier and you can feel properly clean)

[itsparadoxlacuna]

top surgery tip 12) it’s okay to sleep on the couch or in a chair if it’s too difficult or painful to get in and out of bed. My couch plus a pile of throw pillows on either side of me was the perfect place to sit and simmer as I recovered.

I also recommend getting one of those airplane pillows that go around your neck. very useful if you end up sleeping sitting up and don’t want your neck to crick.

[kingshovelbug]

top surgery tip 13)

when it comes to scar care. anything is better than nothing. and you dont need to shell out hundreds of dollars for fancy scar creams. to massage your scars as long as everythings properly closed you can just grab an gentle unscented or naturally scented lotion and use that. shea butter, cocoa butter, bio oil the like. youre just looking for something for sensitive skin and thatll keep them hydrated.

[seizethegrey]

y'all really missed the boat on calling these tip top top surgery tips

[the-haiku-bot]

y'all really missed the

boat on calling these tip top

top surgery tips

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.